I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Funny way to scare people
- Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
- Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
- Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
- Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
- Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
- Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.