Funny way to scare people
- Go out in public in heavily tented sunglasses, a suit, and tie.
- Take your laptop to a place with free wi-fi
- Go to hackertyper.com and press F11 for full screen
- Begin typing furiously- Don’t stop hitting keys.
- Press caps lock 3 times for access denied and alt for access granted
- Slam laptop shut and look around suspiciously
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
- REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
- I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
- My inbox fucked up and ate the message
- I have nothing else interesting to say
- I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
- I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
- NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
- I hate you and never want to see you again